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Barbie & Ken
File for Divorce

💁‍♀️BARBIE
💔
🏄‍♂️KEN

After years of Barbieland bliss, the plastic power couple call it quits.

BARBIELAND — Sources close to the couple confirm the split was "a long time coming, like a Corvette in a parking structure." Neighbors report hearing the phrase "I'm just Ken" "at least forty times" last night. The Dreamhouse has no walls, so there was nowhere to storm off to.
Court documents obtained

The Filing

SUPREME COURT OF BARBIELAND

Barbie Roberts v. Ken (no last name provided)

Grounds for dissolution — tap each to unseal:

0 of 4 reasons unsealed
Asset division

Who gets what?

Tap an item to send it to the other side. Judge's orders.

BARBIE 💖

KEN 🌊

Everything starts with Barbie. Obviously.
Official statement

The Fallout

OFFICE OF THE DREAMHOUSE · PRESS RELEASE

It is with a heavy heart, and a very pink one, that we announce the end of the Barbie–Ken partnership.

As a result of the separation, all pending festivities are suspended, including the upcoming 30-something birthday celebration of Sammy.

Please respect the privacy of the plastic during this difficult time. No gifts. No toasts. No sequins.

CANCELLED
The people have spoken

Pick a side

Poll is for entertainment only. Barbie and Ken are not available for comment. Allan is.